Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips

Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 7

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

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61 Where is your father tonight, dear? -He's taking baby pictures.

62 Where's the pistachio nuts? -There's too much trouble with the shells. -Oh, yeah? I like the shells, you know?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield), Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

63 You gotta be strong like me. Look. What is this? Nothin'. Put it right out. It's not gonna be my master... Gimme a light, Lou.

— Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

64 Did your mother tell you everything you need to know? -She taught me how to fry bananas. -Oh, beautiful! You'll end up working in a Spanish restaurant.

— Allison Capuletti Ocampo (Jennifer Jason Leigh), Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

65 Didn't your father tell you everything you need to know? -Well, he keeps starting, but he never finishes.

— Allison Capuletti Ocampo (Jennifer Jason Leigh)

66 Excuse me, miss. I don't mean to interrupt while you're working, but I was wondering if you could come over to the house Sunday for dinner, you know, and meet my mother?

67 He started out as a bricklayer. Now he owns his own construction company.

— Mrs. Kathleen Monahan (Geraldine Fitzgerald)

68 Hey, who's the big birthday girl, huh? -Me! -Oh boy, hey how old are you? -I'm this! -Well, call me when you're this, okay?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

69 I don't wanna see her _ing... mother!

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

70 I had to hook up with the only virgin in New York.

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