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Movie-Sounds.org › Comedy Movie Quotes › Elf (2003)

Why don't we just pull him out of school and let the deranged elf-man raise him?

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7 seconds sound clip from the Elf (2003) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:57:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Oh, fun. So felonies are fun now? I thought, see, felonies were felonies.

- Okay, the tree thing was bad. I'll get him to plant another one.

- But at least Michael is happy for once.

- What's that supposed to mean?

- Well, I don't think it's any secret, Walter, that you haven't exactly been there for him.

- Why don't we just pull him out of school and let the deranged elf-man raise him?

- Then they can have lots of fun committing felonies.

- How are we gonna get the star on top?

- I got it.

- I mean, what are we gonna do? We can't leave him alone here. He's gonna destroy the place.

- Why don't you take off tomorrow, you know... and you could stay home and watch him?

[...]

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Actors: Will Ferrell (Buddy the Elf), James Caan (Walter Hobbs), Zooey Deschanel (Jovie), Mary Steenburgen (Emily Hobbs), Ed Asner (Santa Claus), Bob Newhart (Papa Elf)

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