- Why is your name on the desk?
- I bought the desk. My name's there so no one steals it.

8 seconds sound clip from the Elf (2003) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:59:28 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Buddy. Mm?

- You don't have to drink that. Thank you.

- Francisco. Francisco.

- Buddy. (2)

- Am I too loud?

- Just a little. Sorry.

- Yes, Bud?

- Why is your name on the desk?

- I bought the desk. My name's there so no one steals it.

- That's a joke, isn't it, Dad?

- Yeah, Buddy, that's a joke.

- So, what are we gonna build?

- No, we don't do that kind of work here, pal.

[...]