- How would you describe your testicles?
- They're soft, they're shallow and they have no purpose. They lack the physical strength.

— Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams), (Richard Nixon)

11 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:58:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, I didn't really make that suggestion, sir. I'm sorry.

- The United States has no right to give...

- Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape?

- I don't know, lieutenant.

- Thank you for that concise political commentary, but I'd like to delve into something slightly more personal for the men in the field.

- How would you describe your testicles?

- They're soft, they're shallow and they have no purpose. They lack the physical strength.

- How would you describe your sex life with your wife, Pat?

- It is unexciting sometimes.

- Have you considered possibly a sex change? There is an operation that can transform you...

- Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this.

- A very well-hung Chihuahua.

[...]