Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

4 more actors

, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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31 Hey! Back up! This is a homemade explosive device! And I'll blow it up! Know why? 'Cause I work for the post office! So you know I'm not stable! Tell them!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

32 No, I didn't have to build a bomb. Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day. I just kept one in case I ever needed it.

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

33 Get out of my way, box!

— Myron Larabee (Sinbad)

34 (Laughing Mockingly - Sound Effect)

35 Finally! Where the hell have you been? Geez! I've been sweating like a dog in a Chinese restaurant waiting for your sorry _ to show up.

— (Curtis Armstrong)

36 He sent a note to Santa for some soldiers and a drum. It broke his little heart to find that Santa hadn't come.

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

37 Hey, spare me the details of your twisted life, pal. Okay?

— Mall Santa (Jim Belushi)

38 Mmm! Oh, these cookies! I got to get the recipe from Liz.

39 Oh, no. This could be the end of civilization as we know it.

40 That's odd. Reindeer are usually such gentle animals. There must be something about you he doesn't like - aftershave or something.

— Ted Maltin (Phil Hartman)

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