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Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 57

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Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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561 If anybody has any information on the whereabouts of 'em...
562 If I could walk on water, would you believe in me?
563 If I met the right man... I mean, hell, I'd just shut this old gator farm down and...
564 If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
565 If my calculations are correct, this will create ice.
566 If she was here right now, maybe we'd have a house with a little fence up in Silvertown, that place you talk about.
567 If you find them, are you gonna tell 'em what happened to you?
568 If you want my love you got it, when you need my love you got it. I won't hide it. I won't throw your love away.
569 If you want my love you got it, when you need my love you got it. I won't hide it. I won't throw your love away. (2)
570 If you want my love you got it, when you need my love you got it. I won't hide it. I won't throw your love away. (3)

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