Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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71 God, I hate these nasty things!

72 How exactly does the Posi-Trac rear end on a Plymouth work?

73 I got a good name for this car. Rusty.

74 I wanna get married, Joe, and have little Joe Dirts.

75 It just does.

76 It puts the lotion on its skin, now!

77 See, she signed it right there. Brandy. XOXO.

78 There's some deals in here. Oh, check this out. A '71 'Cuda, plum crazy purple.

79 You don't got no Ladyfingers, Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters, Gut Busters, Zip-a-dee-do-dahs or Crap Flappers?

80 Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

— Clem (Christopher Walken)

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