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Joe Dirt (2001) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 92

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Sound bites of the most famous lines, funny voice quotes, and the best sound fx from the movie Joe Dirt movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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911 The next day I was gonna try the police sketch thing, but something happened to my head.
912 The phenomenon of Joe Dirt has captured the city's imagination.
913 The reason I'm really callin' is Joe Dirt's parents ain't dead. I'm lookin' at his father right now, and I'm his mama.
914 The victims would give him the worst descriptions, and he would draw them out like photographs. He could do anything, you know? Like age progression and...
915 Their car was hit by a passin' truck, a hit-and-run.
916 Them big doe eyes.
917 Then he was gonna wear the skin around the house with his wiener tucked under, kinda like a woman.
918 Then I got lucky. I got myself a real important job in advertising.
919 Then let's do it, little boy. Whoo!
920 Then that's what I need to make.

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