Listen, I'm 55 years old and all I got to my name is a car and a duffle bag full of underwear, and sweet, stinky weed.
12 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:59:48 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!
- Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.
- I know you, son. I know you well. You're just like me.
- Talladega's coming up in a couple of weeks and I know you wanna win that thing.
- How much you selling that weed for, old man?
- I know I screwed up raising you as a boy, but just let me help you as a man.
- Do it, Dad. Get your balls back.
- Fine. I'll do it. But I ain't calling you Daddy.
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