- Ninety-eight percent of us will die at some point in our lives.
- The darkness is creeping towards you, whether you know it or not.
- So, a little planning can go a long way.

Cal Naughton Jr. (John C. Reilly), Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell)

10 seconds sound clip from the Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:53:10 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- How does one get thrown out of Applebee's?

- You're about to find out.

- Watch, the doors actually open.

- Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby. (3)

- And I'm Cal Naughton Jr. (2)

- We just want to take a moment to talk to you about snow blindness in cats. It's affecting more and more cats every year. And it scares the living shit out of us.

- Ninety-eight percent of us will die at some point in our lives.

- The darkness is creeping towards you, whether you know it or not.

- So, a little planning can go a long way.

- Listen, leaving your big old corpse behind for your loved ones to deal with ain't cool.

- That's why you should call McCreedy Funeral Service.

- McCreedy's. They'll find the hole and build the box.

- Bodies that look so good, you're gonna wanna talk to it.

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