Ted (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Listen to sound clips of voice quotes and sayings sampled from the movie Ted (2012) that you can use as ringtones or custom computer sounds. All wave sound files can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Seth MacFarlane (Ted), Mark Wahlberg (John Bennett), Mila Kunis (Lori Collins)

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111 You F-ing A-hole.

112 You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.

113 You kind of just reworded my joke, but, uh... ha-ha-ha.

— Ted Bear, Ted (Seth Macfarlane)

114 You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski.

115 You know what? You're acting like a _. You know that?

116 You know, your boss called this morning asking me how my arm was. Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up.

— Lori Collins (Mila Kunis)

117 You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.

118 You're hired.

119 You're right. I've been getting stoned too much. I know that.

— John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg)

120 Are there naked dicks in gay porn?

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