I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency.
5 seconds sound clip from the The Big Lebowski movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:32:01 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Erev shabbos. I can't drive.
- Man!
- I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency.
- This is a fucking emergency!
- I understand. That's why I picked up the phone.
- We gotta go to Pasadena, man.
- Come pick me up or I'm off the fucking bowling team.
[...]