The Cable Guy (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips

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The best quotes and one liners from The Cable Guy (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Matthew Broderick (Steven M. Kovacs), Jim Carrey (Cable Guy), Leslie Mann (Robin Harris), Jack Black (Rick)

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41 I appreciate your honesty. You're a real straight shooter.

42 I cannot listen to any of your instructions, for you are my sworn enemy... and are about to meet you demise.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

43 I got you the big-screen TV, deluxe karaoke machine, and THX-quality sound that would make George Lucas cream in his pants.

44 I just wanted to be your friend, but I screwed it up.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

45 I saw someone. He looked Asian. And he was speaking another language. I'm pretty sure it was... Asian.

— (Ben Stiller)

46 I've had a few drinks, so you might wanna buckle up.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

47 It appears as if someone has taken the liberty of updating your home entertainment system.

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

48 Nice jump, Spiderman!

49 No ifs, ands or buts. Well, maybe a few butts. BIG ONES!

— Cable Guy (Jim Carrey)

50 No, I had enough. I don't want to do it anymore! I'm not playing porno password with him.

— Steven M. Kovacs (Matthew Broderick)

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