This is my weapon? I will be a laughingstock!

5 seconds sound clip from the The Dictator (2012) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:05:25 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- We are two months away from enriching weapons-grade uranium to be used for peaceful purposes.

- It will be used only for medical research and clean energy. It will, it will. And will certainly never be used to attack Is... Oh, boy.

- With that speech, today, the international community is asking one question: Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya have nuclear weapons?

- Now, show me my nuclear weapons! I can't wait! I can't wait!

- This is the Beard of Doom rocket?

- This is my weapon? I will be a laughingstock!

- All my friends have got nuclear weapons. Even Ahmadinejad!

- And he looks like a snitch on Miami Vice.

- Would it kill him to wear a tie? I mean, is every day in Iran casual Friday?

- Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?

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