That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

9 seconds sound clip from the The Dictator (2012) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:20:22 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Yeah, right.

- I mean, I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on.

- This is great stuff.

- It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello.

- You won't be talking so much smack with this up your butt.

- That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

- It didn't come with a splash guard.

- You're gonna get chara on your trousers.

- I can see it has a screw hole for one.

- Apparently, I didn't get it.

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