The Dictator (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 11

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from The Dictator (2012) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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101 Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

102 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Shave your under-the-arms! I dread to think what kind of jungle you have on your malawach!

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

103 Why did you chop off his head? -You said Plan B!
104 You are alive? -Of course! It is my job to be shot in the head.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

105 You have a very big barn. You must have many happy goats, hmm?
106 You have such a small stomach. It's like a 10-year-old boy's. Normally, I don't kiss a 10-year-old boy's stomach. They kiss mine.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

107 Now, let's go back to the palace. It's the season finale of Real Housewives of Shachahmahahfalimitahlicch!

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

108 All of our employees are political refugees, just like you!
109 Democracy is flawed! She is not perfect! But democracy, I love you.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

110 Listen, while you're here, I highly recommend a visit to the Empire State Building, before you or one of your sand-monkey cousins takes it down.

— (John C. Reilly)

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