The Dictator (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from The Dictator (2012) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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31 Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day. Teach a man to use his hand as a vagina, and he will shpichs for a lifetime.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

32 How is she to judge? She shaves her armpits once a year, and she takes lovers outside of her ethnic group. Are my crimes any worse than hers?

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

33 I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

34 I like goats. I am very stupid.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

35 I sentence you to life.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

36 I'm sorry. It's bad news. It's a girl. Where's the trash can?

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

37 In this film, just one question, was there a duck who, when the explosion is happens, his bill goes around to the back of his head, and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?

— "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas), Nuclear Nadal

38 Listen, I'm thinking of revealing my true identity to the hairy titted ape woman.

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

39 Me? Work for that hairy titted yeti?

— Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

40 No, no, no, no. She does not speak English. Watch this. You ugly horse! She doesn't know.

— (Bobby Lee)

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