The Dictator (2012) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 9

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Famous quotes and funny lines with sound clips from The Dictator (2012) movie. The short audio quotes can be downloaded as wav files or in mp3 format and visitors can rate the best lines.

Actors: Sacha Baron Cohen (Admiral General Aladeen), Jason Mantzoukas ("Nuclear" Nadal), Anna Faris (Zoey), Ben Kingsley (Tamir)

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81 I am executing myself! Because no one has ever loved me!

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

82 I feel so sad! Let's do another hug, okay?

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

83 I'll shave my armpits for you.

— Zoey (Anna Faris)

84 It'd be nice if I got just a little bit of positive feedback about my tools.

— (John C. Reilly)

85 It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.
86 It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

87 It's racist, what you are doing!

Nuclear Nadal, "Nuclear" Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas)

88 Look, you alone can stop these terrible things from happening. You are the last great dictator! All of the others are gone! Qaddafi, Saddam, Kim Jong, Cheney.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

89 No! This traitor tried to kill me and had my beard removed! Look!

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

90 No, it must be real hair. And from the head of a great man! Like Castro or Gandalf.

Admiral General Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen)

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