Well, it is a lamp, you nincompoop. But it's a major award. I won it.
— Mr. Parker (Darren Mcgavin)
6 seconds sound clip from the A Christmas Story (1983) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:32:59 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Don't bother me now, Swede. I'm busy.
- A major award? Shucks, I wouldn't have knowed that. It looks like a lamp.
- Well, it is a lamp, you nincompoop. But it's a major award. I won it.
- Damn, hell, you say you won it?
- Yeah. Yeah, mind power, Swede, mind power.
- The entire neighborhood was turned on.
- Oh, you should see what it looks like from out here.
[...]