Would you excuse me for just one second?

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4 seconds sound clip from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:17:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend.

- But I doubt very much if he could find the time, during his busy schedule, to get rid of big old Mr. Knish.

(RIPPING CLOTHES)

- Psst. Psst. Ace. Come here.

- Would you excuse me for just one second?

- Ladies and gentlemen my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention.

- Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time.

- But if I am mistaken, if the lieutenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be... then, my friend she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen.

- That's why Roger Podacter is dead.

- He found Captain Winkie.

[...]

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Sound Clip

Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio samples can be downloaded in .mp3 format.

Actors: Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura), Courteney Cox (Melissa Robinson), Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle), Tone Loc (Emilio), Dan Marino

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