But if I am mistaken, if the lieutenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be... then, my friend she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen.
— Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)
17 seconds sound clip from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:18:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Oh, boy.
- Would you excuse me for just one second?
- That's why Roger Podacter is dead.
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Sound Clip
Sound clips of funny quotes, famous lines and sound effects from the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) movie soundboard that you can use as ringtones. All audio samples can be downloaded in .mp3 format.
Actors: Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura), Courteney Cox (Melissa Robinson), Sean Young (Lt. Lois Einhorn / Ray Finkle), Tone Loc (Emilio), Dan Marino
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