72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence.

Ming-Na Wen as Fa Mulan in Mulan (1998)

2 You're a silly, empty-headed female!

Mickey Rooney as Tod And Vixey in The Fox and the Hound (1981)

3 I do not avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.

Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove

4 All you broads wanna do is burn money. You spend it quicker than the Pentagon.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

5 When did you learn to talk anyway? I thought hens could only cluck and cackle.

Fairuza Balk as Dorothy Gale in Return to Oz

6 Would you instruct that one that in my country, a female's lips may move, but her words are not heard.

Humphrey Bogart as Billy Dannreuther in Beat the Devil (1953)

7 What? A female leading my herd? Utterly preposterous.

J. Pat O'Malley as Colonel Hathi in The Jungle Book (1967)

8 You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

9 Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They's all riddles, all of 'em, and you just gotta guess 'em. And no matter which way you guess, you're wrong.

John Wayne as Breck Coleman in The Big Trail (1930)

10 Supermodels... Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Brad Bird as Edna E Mode in The Incredibles

72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

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