74 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies with AudioUpdated: Apr 30, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence. Quote from Mulan (1998) 2 You're a silly, empty-headed female! Mickey Rooney as Tod; Tod and Vixey in The Fox and the Hound (1981) 3 When did you learn to talk anyway? I thought hens could only cluck and cackle. Fairuza Balk as Dorothy Gale in Return to Oz 4 There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman that you have to salute in the morning. Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in A Few Good Men 5 All you broads wanna do is burn money. You spend it quicker than the Pentagon. George Peppard as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith in The A-Team 6 All right now, girl, stand aside. Least a woman can do is to keep out of the way of those who're busy. Let the moving men by. Quote from Destination Freedom 7 I prefer Kipling myself. 'The female of the species is more deadly than the male'. Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985) 8 Well, you can never tell how a woman feels by the way she acts. They's all riddles, all of 'em, and you just gotta guess 'em. And no matter which way you guess, you're wrong. Quote from The Big Trail (1930) 9 You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy 10 Huh. Hmm. Mmm. Too skinny. Hmph. Not good for bearing sons. Quote from Mulan (1998) Page 1 of 8 1 2 3 ► >>