72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: September 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman that you have to salute in the morning.

Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan Jessup in A Few Good Men

12 Us men are so stupid. We don't understand anything about women. -Mm-mmm.

Julie Delpy as Céline in Before Sunrise

13 All right now, girl, stand aside. Least a woman can do is to keep out of the way of those who're busy. Let the moving men by.

Quote from Destination Freedom

14 I prefer Kipling myself. 'The female of the species is more deadly than the male'.

Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard in Clue (1985)

15 Is it a boy or a girl? -I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?

Graham Chapman in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

16 Listen, kid. You! You lay off that pet shop dame. Women weaken legs.

Burgess Meredith as Mickey Goldmill in Rocky (1976)

17 Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.

Marie in The Aristocats

18 Huh. Hmm. Mmm. Too skinny. Hmph. Not good for bearing sons.

Quote from Mulan (1998)

19 I don't know about these chicks. -They're only good for one thing. -Then what are you supposed to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?

Quote from Grease (1978)

20 Now, that girl has style. Jesus Marimba.

Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman (1989)

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