74 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

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11 All right now, girl, stand aside. Least a woman can do is to keep out of the way of those who're busy. Let the moving men by.

Quote from Destination Freedom

12 You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

13 Listen, kid. You! You lay off that pet shop dame. Women weaken legs.

Burgess Meredith as Mickey Goldmill in Rocky (1976)

14 Supermodels... Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

Brad Bird as Edna "E" Mode; Edna "E" Mode in The Incredibles

15 What? A female leading my herd? Utterly preposterous.

J. Pat O'Malley as Colonel Hathi in The Jungle Book (1967)

16 Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.

Liz English as Marie in The Aristocats

17 I don't know about these chicks. -They're only good for one thing. -Then what are you supposed to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?

John Travolta as Danny Zuko; Jeff Conaway as Kenickie Murdoch in Grease (1978)

18 They say that women come from rib of man. -That must be the truth, because they give me a pain in the neck.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

19 Oh, I don't want to play the gender card right now. You wan't to play a card? Let's play the let's not die card.

Albert Brooks as Marlin in Finding Nemo

20 She's cute and she's super perky. -Well, those are the only things we look for in a TV weatherperson.

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs