74 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 8

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

71 Never seen a woman who was more a man. She thinks like one, acts like one, and sometimes makes me feel like I'm not.

Joan Crawford as Vienna in Johnny Guitar (1954)

72 I like it, too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

73 I'm going to punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

74 There are two kinds of women. High maintenance and low maintenance.

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...