74 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies with Audio – Page 8

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

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71 Never seen a woman who was more a man. She thinks like one, acts like one, and sometimes makes me feel like I'm not.

Quote from Johnny Guitar (1954)

72 There are two kinds of women. High maintenance and low maintenance.

Quote from When Harry Met Sally...

73 I'm going to punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

74 I like it, too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex.

Quote from The Big Lebowski