72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Ah, woman. The incomplete sex. And what does she need to complete her? Why, man, of course. Wonderful man.

Ralph Meeker as Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

62 Aw, you're all right, but women just can't help being a bother. They're made that way, I guess.

Fay Wray as Ann Darrow in King Kong (1933)

63 I still think this is no trip for a woman. -Now don't start that again, you'll be very glad to have someone along who can cook your meals. -I'll say we will. Don't give her any more arguments. -Okay, I like to eat too.

George Wallace as Commando Cody in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

64 You must admit that women give men the very gold of their lives. -But they invariably want it back in such small change.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

65 Women represent the triumph of matter over mind just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

66 Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they'll forgive us anything, even our intellects.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

67 Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler in Jurassic Park

68 Take my wife, please. I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.

Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas

69 Never seen a woman who was more a man. She thinks like one, acts like one, and sometimes makes me feel like I'm not.

Joan Crawford as Vienna in Johnny Guitar (1954)

70 I like it, too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

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