74 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 Ah, woman. The incomplete sex. And what does she need to complete her? Why, man, of course. Wonderful man.

Quote from Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

62 Aw, you're all right, but women just can't help being a bother. They're made that way, I guess.

Quote from King Kong (1933)

63 I still think this is no trip for a woman. -Now don't start that again, you'll be very glad to have someone along who can cook your meals. -I'll say we will. Don't give her any more arguments. -Okay, I like to eat too.

George Wallace as Commando Cody; Aline Towne as Joan Gilbert in Radar Men from the Moon (1952)

64 You must admit that women give men the very gold of their lives. -But they invariably want it back in such small change.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

65 Women represent the triumph of matter over mind just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

66 Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they'll forgive us anything, even our intellects.

George Sanders as Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945)

67 You're a little monkey woman. You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are you, huh?

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack (1980)

68 Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.

Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Sattler in Jurassic Park

69 Take my wife, please. I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.

Quote from Goodfellas

70 But Bill... those are historical babes.

Keanu Reeves as Ted "Theodore" Logan; Ted Theodore Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure