74 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 Now, that girl has style. Jesus Marimba.

Jack Nicholson as The Joker in Batman (1989)

52 Would you instruct that one that in my country, a female's lips may move, but her words are not heard.

Humphrey Bogart as Billy Dannreuther in Beat the Devil (1953)

53 Women be shopping, baby. Women be shopping! Damn! You can't stop a woman from shopping, baby!

Dave Chappelle as Reggie Warrington in The Nutty Professor (1996)

54 You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

55 She's cute and she's super perky. -Well, those are the only things we look for in a TV weatherperson.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

56 I see you've brought the female of your species.

Charlton Heston as George Taylor in Planet of the Apes (1968)

57 I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism.

Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron in Mean Girls (2004)

58 You men just think that you own this world. -Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us.

59 Cher, you're a virgin? -God, you say that like it's a bad thing. -Besides, the PC term is 'hymenally challenged'.

60 How many men have you forgotten? -As many women as you've remembered.

Sterling Hayden as Johnny Guitar Logan; Joan Crawford as Vienna in Johnny Guitar (1954)