72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 You should write a book, How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.

Michelle Nicastro as Princess Odette in The Swan Princess

52 And where do I come in? -You don't. I need an article of the women's page. Dream up a new way to cook a roast, or toss a salad together. -How thrilling.

Noel Neill as Lois Lane; Pierre Watkin as Perry White in Superman (1948)

53 Women be shopping, baby. Women be shopping! Damn! You can't stop a woman from shopping, baby!

Dave Chappelle as Reggie Warrington in The Nutty Professor (1996)

54 You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

55 She's cute and she's super perky. -Well, those are the only things we look for in a TV weatherperson.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

56 I see you've brought the female of your species.

Charlton Heston as George Taylor in Planet of the Apes (1968)

57 I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism.

Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron in Mean Girls (2004)

58 You men just think that you own this world. -Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us.

Audrey Meadows as Alice Kramden; Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

59 Cher, you're a virgin? -God, you say that like it's a bad thing. -Besides, the PC term is 'hymenally challenged'.

Stacey Dash as Dionne Davenport; Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz; Brittany Murphy as Tai Frasier in Clueless (1995)

60 How many men have you forgotten? -As many women as you've remembered.

Sterling Hayden as Johnny Guitar Logan; Joan Crawford as Vienna in Johnny Guitar (1954)

72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

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