74 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Apr 30, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 Now, that girl has style. Jesus Marimba.

Jack Nicholson as Jack Napier - The Joker; The Joker in Batman (1989)

52 Would you instruct that one that in my country, a female's lips may move, but her words are not heard.

Quote from Beat the Devil (1953)

53 Women be shopping, baby. Women be shopping! Damn! You can't stop a woman from shopping, baby!

Dave Chappelle as Reggie Warrington in The Nutty Professor (1996)

54 You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

55 She's cute and she's super perky. -Well, those are the only things we look for in a TV weatherperson.

Quote from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

56 I see you've brought the female of your species.

Quote from Planet of the Apes (1968)

57 I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism.

Quote from Mean Girls (2004)

58 You men just think that you own this world. -Yeah, but you women get revenge. You marry us.

59 Cher, you're a virgin? -God, you say that like it's a bad thing. -Besides, the PC term is 'hymenally challenged'.

60 How many men have you forgotten? -As many women as you've remembered.

Sterling Hayden as Johnny Guitar Logan; Joan Crawford as Vienna in Johnny Guitar (1954)