72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 Hi. I hope you don't drink before noon. -Oh, no, I don't. -The last one we had here, seemed like she was on a liquid diet. -Last what? -Secretary. Penny Monroe.

Clint Eastwood as Chief Red Garnett in A Perfect World

42 I tell you, it's a whole different sex!

Jack Lemmon as Jerry in Some Like It Hot

43 If you ask me the poor old thing couldn't catch a husband with a bear trap.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

44 Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

45 I don't, I say, I don't know what you're doing with that bowling ball, girlie. But I'm not one to stand by, and let a little lady do a man's job.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

46 That woman's as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

47 Well, then, I don't see why... -Ya know, the trouble with women is they ask too many questions. They should spend all their time just being beautiful. -And let the men do the worrying. -Yeah.

Humphrey Bogart as Capt. Warren "Rip" Murdock in Dead Reckoning (1947)

48 Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

49 Miss America, 1913. Weighs 2 pounds less than a grand piano.

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton in Knock on Any Door (1949)

50 Statistics show that there are more women in the world than anything else. Except insects.

Glenn Ford as Johnny Farrell in Gilda (1946)

72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

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