72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 What? Can't a man say a woman is attractive without it being a come-on?

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

32 What I'm saying is... and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form... is that men and women can't be friends, 'cause the sex part always gets in the way.

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

33 Oh, yeah. Sure, sure. I like women, specifically as a sex and specifically. -But not pacifically enough to get married.

Katharine Hepburn as Bunny Watson; Spencer Tracy as Richard Sumner in Desk Set (1957)

34 But if I am mistaken, if the lieutenant is indeed a woman as she claims to be... then, my friend she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen.

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

35 Don't take a dame's word for nothin'. They never start to think till after they open their mouth.

Harold Lloyd as Burleigh "Tiger" Sullivan in The Milky Way (1936)

36 If this constitution is signed, there will be free press, women drivers, civil rights!

Jason Mantzoukas as Nuclear Nadal in The Dictator (2012)

37 But Bill... those are historical babes.

Keanu Reeves as Ted Theodore Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

38 Women. What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a _in' genius.

Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman (1992)

39 Great Scott! A torch. That's it. 'Why is a woman in love like a welder Because they both carry a torch.

Adam West as Batman in Batman (1966)

40 Ask the woman if she wishes to join my army. We'll probably need a cook.

Brigitte Nielsen as Red Sonja in Red Sonja

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