72 Funny Quotes About Women from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Last updated on: September 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about women from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 They say that women come from rib of man. -That must be the truth, because they give me a pain in the neck.

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

22 Oh, I don't want to play the gender card right now. You wan't to play a card? Let's play the let's not die card.

Albert Brooks as Marlin in Finding Nemo

23 Look, the point is there are no unattractive women here. I mean, where are the ordinary, every-day women? They don't exist, because this is a movie.

Quote from Last Action Hero

24 Do me a favor. Go on out and get married and have a lot of babies but... stay out of the newspaper business.

James Gleason in Meet John Doe (1941)

25 Is that the kind of dumb jokes they teach to pretty girls in Kansas?

Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales in The Outlaw Josey Wales

26 Here's to swimming with bow-legged women.

Robert Shaw as Captain Quint in Jaws

27 Goddamn women today, they can't handle nothing. Young girls just ain't quite smart like their grandmothers were.

Robert Shaw as Captain Quint in Jaws

28 Hey, lady, why don't you go fetch me a sandwich?

Vince Vaughn in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

29 Women. Think we'll ever understand them? -Don't try. Just enjoy 'em.

Quote from Mister Ed

30 Let's compromise. Supposing we leave just a couple of things behind? -Right. Two wives.

Quote from Mister Ed

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