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I seen a bear so powerful that it snapped a man's body in half with its huge jaws.

14 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Thank you, Higgins. Your music will be a welcome companion on our long journey.

- Men, we will be following the map of trapper Pierre Leblanc who explored the Missouri in 1792.

- Hunt, you've traversed most of these territories. Tell the men what they might expect to encounter.

- OK. Well, what I remember most were the animals.

- Ah, the animals.

- Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains.

- I seen a bear so powerful that it snapped a man's body in half with its huge jaws.

- I seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans.

- Now, that'd rip your face right off. Right off! There's nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off!

- Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Caw! Caw! Caw! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Ow! Aah! The fella was screaming, I'm blind! I can't see! Oh, god! I can't get it off!

- Twice when I was fishing...

- Hunt! Hunt! Hunt! I think you're scaring the men.

[...]

Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Almost Heroes (1998) poster

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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