She's not my wife. Not my wife. I buy her. She belong to me as a property.

— Guy Fontenot (Eugene Levy)

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10 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Who told you this?

- Why, you did, in your letter.

- My letter. Ah, the letter. Yes. Then it is the truth.

- Which boat will we be in?

- Fontenot wants to bring his wife. I told him he can't.

- She's not my wife. Not my wife. I buy her. She belong to me as a property.

- Well, the distinction has been noted.

- Unfortunately, as you can see, the boats have been fully loaded, and we haven't even taken on my hats and tea service.

- They say you can't come.

- You didn't let me finish. Certainly we can make room. I mean, who needs tea?

- Let it be known that if I catch any man looking at her, I will gut him like a pig.

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Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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