When I saw the naked Indian woman, I had certain impure thoughts. Something in me has changed out here in the wilds.

— Leslie Edwards (Matthew Perry)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Almost Heroes (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:57:28 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

(eagle shrieking)

- Oh... Dear god.

- President Jefferson, I implore you. If we do not give bears the right to vote, they will rise up. And bears will be in congress, and we will be the ones performing in carnivals wearing little hats.

- Shh, shh, shh.

- President Jefferson, a few months ago, I saw a naked Indian woman.

- When I saw the naked Indian woman, I had certain impure thoughts. Something in me has changed out here in the wilds.

- You must rest.

- I saw a naked Indian woman.

- No! God... Huh!

- Ok. Huh? Where are you? Where are you? Huh? You protect your little birdies? Ok.

(eagle shrieking) (2)

[...]

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Almost Heroes (1998) Sound Clip

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Funny quotes from the movie Almost Heroes (1998), featuring short sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Bartholomew Hunt), Matthew Perry (Leslie Edwards), Eugene Levy (Guy Fontenot), David Packer (Bidwell), Kevin Dunn (Hidalgo), Hamilton Camp (Pratt)

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