43 Movie Quotes about Nudity (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 18, 2026

Memorable quotes about nudity, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I never want to see a naked man again.

Ming-Na Wen as Fa Mulan in Mulan (1998)

2 You like to see homos naked?

David Spade as Joe Dirt in Joe Dirt (2001)

3 Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Peter Graves as Capt. Clarence Oveur in Airplane (1980)

4 But they got nude beaches. -Not in the winter.

Quote from Home Alone (1990)

5 Bartender says, I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says... Oh, _!

Quote from The Breakfast Club

6 And may I say, Miss Lucy is hotter than a June bride riding bareback buck naked in middle of the Sahara.

Quote from Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

7 But you're naked. -Oh, that's just so she could see the various muscle groups as I go through the various routines.

Marlon Wayans as Buster in Norbit

8 A naked American man stole my balloons.

Quote from An American Werewolf in London

9 Are there naked dicks in gay porn?

Quote from Ted (2012)

10 Ooh, I can't wait to see your mama naked. That big old booty bouncing around. Boom, boom, boom.

John Witherspoon as Willie Jones in Next Friday (2000)