You have a massive erection.
4 seconds sound clip from the Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:27:37 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Great.
- So I pick you up eight o'clock? Nine?
- You have a massive erection.
- I'm actually taking them back right now, taking them back to the pants store.
- I'm gonna walk... I'm gonna walk this situation off then I will see you later.
[...]