You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
8 seconds sound clip from the Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:12:12 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Of course I met a lady tonight. This one was different, I have to be honest. Quite different.
- What? I'm lonely? I'm not lonely. I'm beloved by everyone in San Diego.
- Well... You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter.
- You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
- Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please.
- You pooped in the refrigerator?
- And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?
- How did you do that? Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
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