Not a log, I don't have a log.
3 seconds sound clip from the Christmas Vacation (1989) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:16:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, no, no, she's not dead. We're just divorced. She's history.
- And obviously she doesn't wear underwear.
- There are plenty of shopping days left until adultery... adulthood.
- Which is to say Christmas, as in Yule. Yule log.
- Not a log, I don't have a log.
- But, I mean, you know, if I had a log... Not in the sense that you think I said I did.
- 'Tis the season to be merry.
- No shit.
[...]
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Actors: Chevy Chase (Clark), Beverly D'Angelo (Ellen), Randy Quaid (Eddie)
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