Quotes with Sound Clips from Easy Money (1983) - Page 6

Easy Money (1983) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Funny quotes and lines from Easy Money (1983), featuring short sound clips and sfx.

Actors: Rodney Dangerfield (Monty Capuletti), Joe Pesci (Nicky Cerone), Geraldine Fitzgerald (Mrs. Kathleen Monahan), Candy Azzara (Rose Monahan Capuletti), Jennifer Jason Leigh (Allison Capuletti Ocampo)

51 No alcohol? -Does that go for beer too? -Certainly.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

52 Oh, daddy, I just saw the cutest little dingy.

— Allison Capuletti Ocampo (Jennifer Jason Leigh)

53 Oh, yeah? Well, I started out as a baby, and today I'm a baby photographer, alright?

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

54 Please, Julio, I've never been with a man before. -Neither have I! -Julio!

— Allison Capuletti Ocampo (Jennifer Jason Leigh)

55 Rose told me I need hobbies. I'm making a plane. It's a Messerschmitt.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

56 Rose, there was a plane crash. Your mother earned her wings.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

57 Thanks to jogging, more people than ever are dropping dead in perfect health.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

58 We were winners. We could've walked away. -That's how I am. Once I get goin', I can't stop.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield), Nicky Cerone (Joe Pesci)

59 What do you see in this guy? -He has everything I ever wanted. -You don't ask for much, do you?

— Allison Capuletti Ocampo (Jennifer Jason Leigh), Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

60 When the collar goes, I end up with a pajama top. Right now I got 23 short-sleeve pajama tops.

— Monty Capuletti (Rodney Dangerfield)

Easy Money (1983)
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