Well, honey, I can't take off. I'm one bad pitch away from getting fired, one.
7 seconds sound clip from the Elf (2003) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:57:44 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Then they can have lots of fun committing felonies.
- How are we gonna get the star on top?
- I mean, what are we gonna do? We can't leave him alone here. He's gonna destroy the place.
- Why don't you take off tomorrow, you know... and you could stay home and watch him?
- Oh, no. No, I can't stay home tomorrow. I have a budget meeting tomorrow.
- Well, honey, I can't take off. I'm one bad pitch away from getting fired, one.
- Well, I tell you what. I have an idea then. Why don't you take Buddy to work with you?
- Hey, Walter. Morning, Jack. Morning, Jack.
- Good morning, Mr. Hobbs. Morning, Sarah.
- Good morning, Sarah. That's a nice purple dress. It's very purply.
- Francisco. Hello, Mr. Hobbs.
[...]