- How would you describe your testicles?
- They're soft, they're shallow and they have no purpose. They lack the physical strength.
11 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:58:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Well, I didn't really make that suggestion, sir. I'm sorry.
- The United States has no right to give...
- Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape?
- How would you describe your testicles?
- They're soft, they're shallow and they have no purpose. They lack the physical strength.
- How would you describe your sex life with your wife, Pat?
- Have you considered possibly a sex change? There is an operation that can transform you...
- Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this.
- Mr. Nixon, while you've been in Vietnam, it's rumored that you smoked marijuana.
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