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- How would you describe your testicles?
- They're soft, they're shallow and they have no purpose. They lack the physical strength.

11 seconds sound clip from the Good Morning, Vietnam movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:58:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Well, I didn't really make that suggestion, sir. I'm sorry.

- The United States has no right to give...

- Why would Cronauer's voice be on this tape?

- I don't know, lieutenant.

- Thank you for that concise political commentary, but I'd like to delve into something slightly more personal for the men in the field.

- How would you describe your testicles?

- They're soft, they're shallow and they have no purpose. They lack the physical strength.

- How would you describe your sex life with your wife, Pat?

- It is unexciting sometimes.

- Have you considered possibly a sex change? There is an operation that can transform you...

- Please don't do this to me. Please don't do this.

- A very well-hung Chihuahua.

- Mr. Nixon, while you've been in Vietnam, it's rumored that you smoked marijuana.

[...]

Good Morning, Vietnam Sound Clip

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Actors: Robin Williams (Adrian Cronauer), Forest Whitaker (Edward Garlick), Bruno Kirby (Lt. Steven Hauk)

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