Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 47

Jingle All the Way

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

4 more actors, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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461 I've been listening to your version of the truth for far too long now and honestly, I don't want to anymore.

— Liz Langston (Rita Wilson)

462 I've been watching a family of deer down by Lake Minnetonka.
463 I've done something really stupid today, huh?
464 I've got a parade to go to and I've yet to see a sign of that supposed Turbo Man doll.
465 If nature's kind, they'll take him in like he's one of their own.
466 If you're the first caller to correctly identify all eight of Santa's reindeer you will be the winner of the hottest toy since Johnny Seven O.M.A. It's easy. Just call 555-KQRS
467 In the street he envies all those lucky boys, then wanders home to last year's broken toys.
468 Is there something bothering you? Because this time of year, there's a very high incidence of stress-related breakdown.
469 Is this the mom of the year or what?
470 It was a total freak accident what happened at rehearsal.

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