Jingle All the Way (1996) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 66

Jingle All the Way

The best quotes and funniest one liners from Jingle All the Way (1996 film), featuring short sound clips and sfx which can be used as custom computer sounds or as ringtones.

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Howard Langston), Sinbad (Myron Larabee), Phil Hartman (Ted Maltin)

4 more actors, Rita Wilson (Liz Langston), Jake Lloyd (Jamie Langston), Jim Belushi (Mall Santa), Robert Conrad (Officer Alexander Hummell),

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651 Sure. I've got just the tool for the job.
652 Take it. Count it. Put it in the safe this time.
653 Ted's got everything under control.
654 Ted, I baked you some cookies... You know, to thank you for fixing my screen door. (Students) Yes, sir!
655 Ted, I need to speak to my wife so could you get her on the phone, please?
656 Ted, I was wondering if you'd mind taking a look at my porch light. It just doesn't seem to be working and you being such a handyman...
657 Ted, would you drive us? -Of course.
658 Ted? What the hell are you doing on my roof?
659 Tell me. What do you want?
660 Thank you!

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