You picked the wrong day
5 seconds sound clip from the Jingle All the Way (1996) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:02:25 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- All I want is to salvage what's left of Christmas eve and go to the parade with my son.
- You can't bench-press your way out of this one.
- Oh, God.
- Mom, do you think Dad's gonna be at the parade?
- I wouldn't count on it, honey.
- Hey, Turbo Man's gonna be there. You can always count on him.
- Hey, Rudolph, can I buy you another round?
[...]