Dear Robby, if Joe calls, don't tell him I found his parents.

15 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:09:40 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- But she didn't wanna tell you, 'cause she wants you gone, out on the road lookin' for nothin', so you won't be here.

- She's sick of all your crap. She's sick of helpin' you. And she's just plain sick of you.

- No, she wouldn't do that. I know Brandy.

- She wouldn't not tell me about my parents. I don't care how sick of me she is.

- Yeah well, check out this note she left me. In case you called and I answered the phone.

- Dear Robby, if Joe calls, don't tell him I found his parents.

- I'll be back in a few days.

- See, she signed it right there. Brandy. XOXO.

- That's right, Dirt. Nobody wants you in this town. Nobody wants you around, period!

- Aww. Look at him, fellas. You cryin', boy? You cryin', boy? Maybe we'll go to McDonald's and get you a whaa-burger and some French cries! How about a Whineken?

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