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I need a towel now.

3 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:50:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

- Oh, all right! Enough, you broken record! Okay!

- I've been down here for two weeks, man. What do you want?

- It puts the lotion on its skin, now!

- Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang.

- I need a towel now.

- It does what it's told!

- There. Look. I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin. I'm rubbin' it in.

(DOG WHIMPERING)

- Hey, to tell you the truth, brother, between you and me, that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruity.

- That's just me talkin'. I don't...

[...]

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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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