No, see, my last name's Dirt. My dad made my last name Dirt for some reason. Anyway, I just put an e on it, pronounce it Deer-tay.
9 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:22:22 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
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- I mean, I get this loser talking about the moon and walking his dog, and all the time...
- I'm thinking about Brandy's well-manicured backyard in those cutoff shorts... Ouch!
- Anyway, so there I was, on my own again, looking for my parents, but I don't know their last names.
- It's Dirt. Isn't that the name on the family crest? Dirt.
- It's no big deal. It actually sounds pretty cool.
- But see, I don't know their last name.
- And I remember my sister yelling it in my face when I was growing up.
- I couldn't remember my real last name. So I knew it was gonna be hard to find 'em.
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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)
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