See, my parents and my sister and I all went to the Grand Canyon.

5 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:05:28 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I mean, do you really care? It's actually not an easy story to tell.

- Hey, I got four hours a day to fill, man.

- It's not often I get a freak like you plopped into my lap.

- Go ahead. I'm a roast. Baste me.

- All right, man.

- See, my parents and my sister and I all went to the Grand Canyon.

- And while they was checking out the sights and the donkeys and whatnot, I somehow got separated from 'em.

- Easy shot.

- Ow! Hey, Dad, look. It's the good stuff. None of that pussy Skoal, right, Dad?

- Dad? Mom! Dad! Mom! Dad! Where are you?

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