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So needless to say, I was in no shape to do anybody any good with my recollections.

6 seconds sound clip from the Joe Dirt (2001) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:28:45 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- So I had my 360 bucks.

- The next day I was gonna try the police sketch thing, but something happened to my head.

- See, I spent the night in what I thought was an abandoned circus tent.

- But I guess it wasn't no circus.

- I was totally bombed on insecticide, I think.

- So needless to say, I was in no shape to do anybody any good with my recollections.

- The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin' with him 'cause my dad came out looking like Father Time...

- And my mom came out too butch, and looking way too much like Richard Ramirez. You know, the Night Stalker? Remember that guy?

- As my head cleared, I realized I needed a different approach. Then I got a brainstorm...

- Hire an Indian tracker to help me. Man, that's a great idea. They could find anything.

- It's like in the movies.

[...]

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Actors: David Spade (Joe Dirt), Brittany Daniel (Brandy), Dennis Miller (Zander Kelly), Christopher Walken (Clem)

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