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I know, Michael. It's completely unfair.

5 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:48:26 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Cock-gobblers!

- Samir and I are the best programmers they got at that place.

- And you, you haven't been showin' up, and you get to keep your job.

- Actually, I'm being promoted.

- What? (2)

- I know, Michael. It's completely unfair.

- And I realized something today. It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us together.

- I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die...

- Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way.

- Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

- I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

[...]

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Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.
Oh. Okay. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm gonna go next door and get a table. And if you'd like to join me... no big deal, all right? And if not, that's cool too. Okay?
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are... we're looking up money laundering in a dictionary.
Illegal? Samir, this is America! Come on. Sit down. Come on. This isn't Riyadh. You know, they're not gonna saw your hands off here, all right?
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Office Space (1999) Poster

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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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