Well, all right. It was a jump to conclusions mat.

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8 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:55 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- You know, there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit. Like that guy that invented the Pet Rock?

- You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that. And you can make millions. Never have to work again.

- You think the Pet Rock was a really great idea?

- Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars.

- You know, I had an idea like that once, a long time ago.

- Really? What was it, Tom?

- Well, all right. It was a jump to conclusions mat.

- You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.

- That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

- Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea.

- Look, I gotta get outta here. I'll see you guys later if I still have a job.

- Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you would do if you had a million dollars, didn't have to work. And, invariably, whatever you'd say, that was supposed to be your career.

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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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