You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid, Neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it?

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crime mafia stereotypes

10 seconds sound clip from the Office Space movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:12:50 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Wait a minute. You're not gonna tell anybody about all this stuff we told you. I mean, we know a lot of the same people. That's...

- Actually that all depends.

- What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

- We never should have done this.

- What were we thinking?

- You know what I can't figure out? How is it that all these stupid, Neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it?

- We're new to it, though. If we had more experience...

- No, you know what I think? I think we're screwed.

- I think there's enough evidence all over that building to link us to this.

- Even if we could launder money, I wouldn't want to. What we've done is bad enough.

- We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no, we're going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

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Actors: Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons), Jennifer Aniston (Joanna), Stephen Root (Milton Waddams), Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh), David Herman (Michael "Mike" Bolton), Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)

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